SpankLit

Gardener

Clementine turns to a trusted advice column after an ill-advised bout of early morning skinny dipping leaves her quite literally exposed and at the mercy of Rose, the gardener’s assistant, whose bamboo cane proves surprisingly persuasive. A blushing confession of barefaced mischief, botanic discipline, and a young lady’s deepening appreciation for blooms and blushes.

The Skinny Dipping Incident

A breathless confession from Little Dithering, where one debutante's morning dip turns unexpectedly educational…

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Dear Aunt Agatha,

I write in the spirit of discreet confession, and in the faint hope that you may reassure me that I am not, in fact, utterly beyond redemption.

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The final instalment of Clementine’s misadventures sees an attempted double prank spiral into damp disgrace, thorough hay bale justice, and a very itchy finale. A soggy tale of sabotage, sisterhood, and shared regrets.

Just Desserts

Clementine writes from the heart to confess a failed act of vengeance, and a lesson learned the damp way.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Dear Aunt Agatha,

I write today from the comfort of an extra-soft cushion, clutching a moist handkerchief, and nursing a wounded sense of dignity. I'm reporting what I hope shall be the final chapter in this regrettable saga of vengeance, miscalculation, and aggravated posteriors.

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