Authors
The following authors may or may not exist in any conventional sense, and if they do, they are surely the sort to insist on handwritten correspondence and the correct use of a dessert fork. Consider this section a fiction within the fiction, with each persona crafted to reflect the tone, temperament, and tailored sensibilities of the stories they “write.”
Whether wistful, wicked, or ever-so-well-mannered, these biographies might help you find the flavour of story that suits your mood. And, perhaps to suggest that, somewhere between velvet upholstery and moral instruction, a little elegance still matters.
#ClementineAshe
Clementine Ashe is a woman of quiet grace, with an affinity for antiquarian books, velvet curtains, and the gentle art of correction. A former governess, part-time antiquarian, and full-time observer of human folly, her writing is shaped by a deep reverence for manners, decorum, and the occasional well-placed reprimand.
With an eye for the finer details — whether it be the drape of a chair cover or the exact angle of a reprimand — Clementine’s stories reflect a life spent amongst both the imperious and the humble. There is a subtle wistfulness in her words, as if she’s recalling her own moments of correction, and perhaps the soft allure of redemption that followed.
She denies ever having posed for “artistic” figure studies, but she readily admits to knowing exactly where the finest hairbrushes are kept.
#VeraRanscombe
Vera Ranscombe’s writing exudes the elegance and restraint of a bygone era, where manners were impeccable and discipline was both an art and a necessity. Her stories explore the delicate tension between societal expectations and personal rebellion, often delving into the quiet minds of those on the receiving end of correction. Vera’s keen eye for inner conflict shines through in her characters’ journeys of growth and redemption.
A lover of classical literature, vintage etiquette manuals, and tea served in fine china, Vera’s tales unfold in a world where the art of discipline is as much about self-reflection as it is about correction. Her protagonists may face the consequences of their actions, but they do so with grace, dignity, and a quiet understanding of their own shortcomings. For Vera, it’s not just about the punishment — it’s about the lessons learned and the quiet grace of personal redemption.
#HerbieHind
Herbie Hind’s writing is equal parts mischief, cheek, and charm. A master of scandal and a lover of the absurd, he specializes in stories where things go terribly wrong, but with the best of intentions. His characters find themselves in compromising positions, often through their own misunderstandings or mischievous choices, but there is always a sense of elegant propriety amid the chaos.
With a keen eye for the finer things in life — from champagne to vintage canes — and an appreciation for the inevitable consequences of one’s actions, Herbie’s stories blend humor with a touch of naughtiness. His characters are as likely to end up in awkward predicaments as they are to find unexpected redemption. Born into a family famous for its large collection of vintage disciplinary implements, Herbie has a soft spot for the delightful absurdity of human folly — and the most stylish methods of correction.